Recently while painting someone else’s house I observed several key observances and in my observations I thought to bring them to you.
What To Do About BUILDING A SHED
Here we are, yet another talent that will set you apart from other men, much like cutting down a tree. This is where we separate the sheep from the goats, puppies from the dogs, the crab-grass from the blue-grass.
What To Do About WORKING FOR “THE MAN”
Maybe you are unsure of what I am talking about. I don’t want to offend any of you into thinking I am sexist and that you cannot just as easily work for a woman. Also, I do not mean that you work for “the man” as in “Yeah, my boss is ‘the man!’, ‘the dude!’, ‘the best!’”. No, I mean, working for “the man” and wanting to stick it to him.
What To Do About CUTTING DOWN A TREE
As men, there are few things that make us look more manly. The list is small, but you can count on one thing, cutting down a tree is in the top three things, right above splitting wood and just below fighting back a would be assailant. Cutting down a tree is a huge undertaking and…
What To Do About THE DAY JOB
My name is Asher Lev. Actually that ºs my band ºs name, stolen from this novel called My Name Is Asher Lev. I write songs and play concerts. Once every few years, I release an album of songs I ºve shaped and re-shaped in my studio, that I ºve trashed and resurrected, obsessed over and grown to hate–that I believe merit people ºs ear time.
What To Do About MOWING THE LAWN
A reactionary piece that inspires reminiscent thoughts of time past, wouldn’t you join me for a trip down memory lane?… As we find something from the past to give us a little pick me up.
What To Do About WORK
I’m not so audacious as to suppose that I could tell you how to better do your job. I do however believe that I could tell you how to better not do your job. You see, a lot of people think being lazy is easy. Well, that’s because it is. However, being lazy and simultaneously convincing others that you’re not is an art that few truly take the time to perfect. Follow these guidelines and I assure you, you’ll be not doing your job better than ever.
