You learn quick what you can say and not say when you have a 6 and 2 year old running around your house. I learned early on that you can’t call your friend a bastard too many times before the 2 year old picks it up and calls your mother-in-law a bastard. I told my…
What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 5/10/10
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “I outdid myself and tomorrow I hope to outdo myself, thereby I will outdo what I outdid!”) – (Then if the next day you outdo yourself again you will have outdone what you…
What To Do About A FLOODED BASEMENT
In the event that your city experiences record-breaking rainfall with predictions of even worse rain fall tomorrow, there are some basic things you’ll need to have in place to ensure that this experience is productive and memorable. First, panic. In fact, don’t even think to check your basement until it’s been raining for 15 hours.
What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/26/10
I realize that today’s date is April 27th, 2010 and the title of this post is “What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/26/10”. It probably feels a bit like reading yesterdays newspaper and you know what else, I really don’t care! Yesterdays best Facebook statuses that were used by our friends (on…
What To Do About YOUR WIFE MOWING YOUR GRASS
There are some things that would definitely be worse than your wife mowing your grass, like her washing your car, but given the conditions, this could be a good thing too. I guess, having her do that, or this, will change a lot of things. I mean, if my wife was to ask to wash…
What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/19/10
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “bets that in prison everyone’s relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”” 2.) “His ducks aren’t in a row. His ducks have drowned.” – (He could at least get all his dead ducks…
What To Do About GETTING MOUNTED BY YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW
It was a nice day, a day filled with birthday wishes, an inflatable, and did I mention, cake! Well, I don’t like cake, but that’s neither here nor there on this subject. Trust me. After a day of excitement, we settled down for the evening to enjoy some family time. The inlaws were in town…
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