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What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/19/10

April 19, 2010 By Nathan Mallon 1 Comment

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “bets that in prison everyone’s relationship status is set to “it’s complicated””
2.) “His ducks aren’t in a row. His ducks have drowned.” – (He could at least get all his dead ducks in a row.)
3.) “To err is human, to arr is pirate.”
4.) “Well I kicked my kid down the steps (on accident) now it’s time to kick an article out for wiggidy wiggidy www.whattodoabout.com” – (Hopefully when he grows up he doesn’t kick you down some steps (on purpose).)
5.) “I was going to put something witty here, then I forgot…” – (People seem to be forgetting this quite often today.)
6.) “Let‚Äôs bring home the bacon & ditch the antibiotics.” – (As long as the bacon wasn’t take from a pig with antibiotics in its system. Can you bring me some free range turkey bacon instead?)
7.) “What To Do About KILLING TANK IF HE DOESN’T STOP BARKING”

8.) “needs to stop playing on facebook and work on my wedding invitation design…” – (Gotta love her priorities, she can’t contain the excitement!)
9.) “Sorry to all our competitors cuz we’re bringing our A-game…” – (Sorry to 75% of our competitors cuz we’re consistently bringing our C+ game!)
10.) “is thankful to know that God provides. He is rarely early, but He is never late.”

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