Well it seems like you never know your tail light is out till someone tells you, like a cop. I think that cops use this as an excuse to frisk me for drugs. I think out of all the times that I had interactions with the police (25) that half of those times were for a tail light being out.
What To Do About CREATING VACUUM LINES IN THE CARPET
Of all the cleaning duties, I think I like vacuuming the best. Not only do I enjoy having clean carpets and rugs, but I also enjoy seeing the lines that the vacuum cleaner leaves.
What To Do About SLEEPING WITHOUT MY WIFE
Well it happened, I let her out! The wife is in Ohio for 4 days, 4 of the longest days of my life! I mean that in the most sincere way possible. I mean without her I smell bad ( dirty clothes), go hungry (I can’t flip my own eggs), I can’t sleep (because the bed is cold!).
What To Do About SURPRISING MY WIFE
It finally happened I successfully surprised my wife with a visit by her sister! I kept the secret for nearly two weeks, it’s quite the historic event given my lack of patience. It also was quite possibly the hardest thing I have done all year. The coolest thing was that I didn’t have to lie! I just went about my business with little or no talk of her family for about a week. Which comes really easy to me… not talking to her about her family that is.
What To Do About YOUR SON BEING AFRAID OF PEE WEE FOOTBALL
My son and I love football, we like to watch it, we like to play it. So naturally, when the up coming pee wee football season was offered to us through a friend for a fraction of the price… I was all about it. The weeks prior to the big day my wife and I were pumping him up so that he would be excited about it. This was working like a charm, so much so that we thought he was really going to do it. You see he doesn’t like new kids, he is actually quite scared of new kids and adults for that matter. The very fact that he was excited about it was really cool for me. Finally I was going to live through my son vicariously, I wanted to play football and now my son was going to do it! I was pretty pumped.
What To Do About GETTING CRAP IN THE MAIL
Remember when we used to love getting the mail? Sure we were young and didn’t care a whole lot about what we were getting but it was the excitement of a letter or a package in the mailbox. Good times!
My son loves getting the mail now because his grandma insists on spoiling him through snail mail, but it reminds me of my youth. Getting the mail has taken a new road in my mind, one filled with dirty business marketing and deutsch (yes deutsch) bag chain letters.
What To Do About TRYING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH SCREAMING KIDS
Sleep is good, I like it. Sleep makes me feel nice… real nice. I like to sleep at night, it seems really natural, going to bed at dark, I think most people would agree. Everyone that is except some of you crazy night owls that stay up till the wee hours of the morning, you’re crazy!
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