What To Do About YOUR NEW CLOTHES
Christmas is over and you are now awash in new clothes. Your bedroom has become a pigsty as clothes are strewn about all over the place. New clothes with tags on them are slung across the bed, while old clothes that you can no longer stand the sight of are thrown on the floor or […]
What To Do About WEARING A WATCH
I have wanted a watch for a while now, but I don’t really know why. I mean, I have a cell phone and ever since cell phones came out there hasn’t been much need for a watch. The cell phone was soon revolutionized by the iphone and that pretty much made life about 5x’s better. I mean, who really wears watches anyway? Not me… at least not until now.
I wanted a watch primarily because I am a fitness instructor and I needed to see my stop watch, plus I wanted to see my heart rate and I also didn’t want to have to use my bare hand with my iphone. Now when it’s cold I can just flip my wrist and check it out. I don’t have to take my hand out of my gloves for any reason at all, not even to challenge a knight to a dual.
What To Do About TERRY’S PAJAMAS – Part 2
So I have an update on Terry’s pajamas for all those who read my previous article ‘What To Do About TERRY’S PAJAMAS‘. It appears that Terry is taking a break from his gray pajama pants with skiers, igloos, and snowflakes on them as he has received some new, but not all that different, jammies. These […]
What To Do About TERRY’S PAJAMAS
I just wanted to let everyone know that WTDA Terry wears gray pajama pants with skiers, igloos, and snowflakes on them. I am actually looking at them right now as I type this article and the skiers actually look like polar bears but they might be dogs or some type of arctic bird. Weird. I […]
What To Do About NOT WEARING SHOES FOR A WEEK
If you know anything about me, you know I don’t like to be in or near flip flops. But after a week at the lake I decided that I might be swayed to the dark side. The side that I used to make fun of, the side that told me flip flops are great. I spent an entire week without shoes or a shirt for that matter and was quite comfortable. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Even though I didn’t do any running, using public bathrooms, walking in wet grass, chasing a purse thief, driving a car, trying to date, shopping, playing any sports, and well doing anything productive.
What To Do About WEARING SCARVES
It seems that scarves are the new “rage” of the fashion scene, as sported by actors and rock stars a like. I have seen scarves everywhere, on stage, on the runway, in the checkout line at the grocery, in the bathroom at a hockey game, and the worst place (time) of all: summer.
What To Do About GROWN PEOPLE WHO DRESS LIKE PIRATES
This is really a legitimate topic because I have seen it more than once for no good reason. I mean, it‚Äôs not halloween, there is no new pirate movie coming out, really‚Ķ why? No really, why? I think pirates are cool, not the old pirates so much, but the new pirates.¬† You know the ones […]