I like to eat. I will eat a lot of things but never a credit card. Who does that? A stupid machine that’s who, a dirty bastard of a machine. If someone has actually decided to eat your ATM (or credit or debit) card for lunch then this article may not be much help to you. BUT if they decided to eat your credit card for dinner on the other hand, then you’re in luck! Seriously though, if a machine has eaten your credit or debit card (for any meal) then you should listen up.
What To Do About SERIOUS ACTORS
So the other day I was sitting outside on my lounge chair thinking about food, it was then I remembered that I was doing a new diet and could not have cookies. This realization made me sad but my thoughts carried me to wondering if I could have a cigar and then to a cigar and coffee. I also remembered that I cannot have coffee after a certain time of the day or I would not sleep and this was the certain ti
What To Do About NOT GETTING SUNBURNT
Aaaah. It’s such a beautiful day out. The sun is shining over the water and you are cruising on a boat with 50 of your closest friends soakin it up. You are jumping in the water, grillin food, and hootin and hollerin. While the birds are singing and your bum is bronzing… a stealthy, subtle process is at work… you are being cooked! Slowly, like a frog in water that is on its way to the boiling point… you are being roasted.
What To Do About TEXTING WHILE DRIVING
The only thing you need to remember when it comes to texting while driving is DON’T DO IT!!!
Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it I tell you!
What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 5/21/09
Ok, chill out people! I know I have not posted a “Top 10 Facebook Statuses” post in a while…I’ve been quite busy doing more important things. Things like riding my bike, taking photos, sneezing, wrecking my car, texting, and blowing my nose. I think all of those things combined make for a valid excuse. Anyways,…
What To Do About GETTING SOME ACTION IN THE BREAD AISLE AT WHOLE FOODS
No, no, this didn’t happen to me and if it did I am not the type of fellah that would kiss and tell… ok yeah I would! Here is how it went down, we were enjoying ourselves as we prepared for a very intense wtda meeting at one of our favorite places, Whole Foods. I was wandering through the store heading to the kombucha, and that is when I saw a couple literally attached at the hip.
What To Do About CLUTTER
It’s a neverending battle. IT wants you… to eat you alive. It will creep in ever so subtly: clutter.
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