Aaaaaaah. They like me too much the little buggers. I get mosquito bites all the time. They like my blood. They are little vampires waiting for their next blood meal!
What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 9/22/09
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “Any seniors need senior portraits?” – (I’ll ask my grandma and get back to you.) 2.) “I believe in the near future people will be hired as “researchers” to sift through our entire…
What To Do About HAVING AN OIL LEAK ON YOUR CAR
The first thing you must NOT do is park on anyone’s driveway, especially if it is concrete. This will keep you from getting chewed out for leaving stains everywhere. Even though there is oil in the asphalt mixture, suddenly it’s not cool to drip oil on an oil product.
What To Do About 5 AM
I have a love hate relationship with the early morning. 5 a.m. is the face of morning. The face that gets slapped and then hugged. The face that needs to be washed and then pampered. This is my relationship with the morning, sketchy and confusing. I hate the fact that 5 o’clock comes twice in one day. But I love the fact that I can be up and done with all my work before anyone else even gets up.
What To Do About HAVING A STANDOFF WITH NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS
It seems I have a strange affinity for jobs in which I will have to encounter a lot of neighborhood dogs. This article will be a valued resource for those who find themselves in a standoff with a neighborhood dog.
What To Do About SHELBY SEEING ME IN MY SPANDEX
I know we don’t usually use names in these articles but my good friend Shelby deserves this honor. Just the other day I came in from a run and when I run I like to put on my spandex bicycle / running shorts. These shorts are all of about 12″ in length, much like a pair of boxer briefs.
What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 9/15/09
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “just passed my 8th dead armadillo” – (Sounds painful!) 2.) “so i’ve been going to bed for the past 4 nights now hoping that i would wake up without crap in the back…
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