On a recent Friday night I was off for a late night ice cream run with a friend, whom I will refer to as the Grey Albatross… even though I would prefer to refer to her as the Grey Haven… like in Lord of the Rings where the ships left to sail into the sunset. As we talked and wandered towards our ice cream destination we approached the frozen foods aisle with little thought. We soon realized that it was hard to determine which ice cream we wanted. Why, you ask?
What To Do About GETTING INTO THE SHOWER
I am sure you all are getting into a lot of things these days. Maybe getting into bed, getting into the car, or getting into the holiday spirit. Either way you need to get into the shower sometime. Whether you jump in, step in, or slide in, you need to remember that getting in is a must.
What To Do About FORGETTING YOUR LIGHTER
So you’re sitting around the camp fire, you’ve just enjoyed a few flame roasted organic all beef hot dogs and are enjoying quality company and quality conversation. This is the perfect time to bust out your favorite cigar and savor the moment, the only thing standing in your way is that you FORGOT YOUR LIGHTER!…
What To Do About TRAIN NOISE
I love this fair city of Nashville, but it has a few downsides. Aside from being pretty cool with the night life and the music there are a lot of trains. This may explain why Jonny Cash was always singing about a trains a comin… or something, I don’t really know.
What To Do About UNTAGGING YOURSELF FROM PHOTOS ON FACEBOOK
You know how it is… you are hanging out with friends and everyone wants to capture the moment. Everyone wants to take your photo. Then all the photos end up on Facebook or Myspace or some other social networking site.
What To Do About BEING A BUNGLE
I have been a Cincinnati Bengals fan for over 20 years now. Man, I feel old just saying that. For most of those years the national media has referred to my team as the Bungles and not the Bengals. I’ve never really taken much offense to those mocking my team though, considering they have only…
What To Do About RAKING LEAVES
I kind of enjoy raking some leaves. I used to work at a landscape company… I know, I know, you have heard this before. No really, I worked there and had a big backpack blower and a hand held blower in the other hand. Now you are really moving some leaves! I was like a tornado with legs. Those days are over and since then I have been raking with my trusty leaf rake.
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