Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “visiting my happy place.” – (Find a happy place, find a happy place.) 2.) “Not watching Twilight with Charles and Travis right now or anything like that…” – (As someone else suggested, a…
What To Do About GIVING YOUR KIDS SPICY FOOD
There is something about slipping hot sauce under my son’s ketchup that makes me laugh till milk comes out my nose. It reminds me of the pranking that I have done to my old buddy Steve. I have pranked old Steve so much that all I have to do is call him and say “dude,…
What To Do About DOING DONUTS WITH YOUR DAD
I recently purchased a car and this car has balls! It has enough horsepower to do burnouts, donuts and 0-60 in under 9 seconds! So you can imagine my enthusiasm when I took it out for the first time to test its limits. I was swerving and drifting and spinning and skidding and having a…
What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 3/21/10
I usually do these on Monday nights but for some reason I felt like posting one tonight on Sunday night just to change it it up a bit. I might post another tomorrow so if you have a witty status you’ve been saving for Monday by all means please post it tomorrow. Thanks…you’re very nice….
What To Do About SPONTANEOUS DANCING
Have you ever had the need? The need to shake it, you know? Shake it like a polaroid picture…? How about the need? The need to drop it like it’s hot? Or maybe you have had the urge to split the banana or slide on the electric slide? Anyone? Well, I have, and let me…
What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 3/15/10
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “What did the bi-polar bookworm say?’ – (I am one hot worm, yes I am! Damn it’s cold out!) 2.) “What to do, what to do.” – (About.) 3.) “citizen cope’s “bullet and…
What To Do About WANDERING AROUND AT NIGHT
You are walking. It is cold outside. The sub-zero temperatures make you bury your face beneath your scarf such that the scarf is wet with the moisture of your breath. At least your breath smells good.
Most evenings you wander about South Minneapolis taking in the sights and sounds. You think, “not all who wander are lost”, which is true in your situation since you have a plan to your wandering, and therefore it is not really wandering at all. Tetall.
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