Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “bets that in prison everyone’s relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”” 2.) “His ducks aren’t in a row. His ducks have drowned.” – (He could at least get all his dead ducks…
What To Do About YOUR APPROACH TO EATING OUT
How do you approach eating out? Or dining out, if you prefer. I am not referring to spending money or where you eat, but what is your modus operandi? My late grandpa, who we fittingly called Gramps, would walk into a restaurant like he owned the place. Sure, he might look at the menu, but…
What To Do About GETTING MOUNTED BY YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW
It was a nice day, a day filled with birthday wishes, an inflatable, and did I mention, cake! Well, I don’t like cake, but that’s neither here nor there on this subject. Trust me. After a day of excitement, we settled down for the evening to enjoy some family time. The inlaws were in town…
What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/12/10
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “Would appreciate it if everyone would shoot straight with me. Even if it hurts.” – (If I shoot straight at you it’ll really hurt.) 2.) “had a fabulous senior session tonight!” – (Is…
What To Do About WEIGHING THE WEIGHTS
Many times, I weigh the weights of a situation or situations. Do you weigh the weights? What are the weights? Well, we are not going to discuss what the weights actually are, but, they are not physical weights… sorry Terry. The weights are immaterial, they are intangible. So there you are, in a room full…
What To Do About BABYSITTERS
Well, if you can find one, keep them locked up under the house somewhere. If we were paid a dollar for everytime we were told that “we would love to watch your kids!” and then “oh I can’t, I have something up that night”. I would be a millionaire. I have 7 people on speed…
What To Do About CHRONIC EARLINESS
C.E. (chronic earliness) can effect anyone, but most people who deal with it have been dealing with it for years. I used to be one of “those people”, arriving too early and sitting around for 20 or 30 minutes. I sat around because I am not an over-achiever. The mix of over-achieving and chronic earliness…
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