I’m not so audacious as to suppose that I could tell you how to better do your job. I do however believe that I could tell you how to better not do your job. You see, a lot of people think being lazy is easy. Well, that’s because it is. However, being lazy and simultaneously convincing others that you’re not is an art that few truly take the time to perfect. Follow these guidelines and I assure you, you’ll be not doing your job better than ever.