I kind of enjoy raking some leaves. I used to work at a landscape company… I know, I know, you have heard this before. No really, I worked there and had a big backpack blower and a hand held blower in the other hand. Now you are really moving some leaves! I was like a tornado with legs. Those days are over and since then I have been raking with my trusty leaf rake.
What To Do About SEEING YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW IN HIS UNDERWEAR
Well we have talked about a lot of things this year but none quite so delicate as this. Seeing your father-in-law stripped down to his tighty whities is like seeing an eclipse for the first time. There is a lot to take in, a little bit of darkness, and a whole lot of white. You know you should look away but you can’t, no matter how unhealthy it is for your eyes. Oh, this story has been waiting, lurking in the corners of meee mind for about 7 years now. So won’t you come with me on this literal journey to a place where no one should go, and every man fears, the underwear drawer! (dun-dun-dun)
