Ocho Cinco, number 85, yes I am talking about Chad Johnson, the outspoken wide receiver who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals. It seemed like the perfect time to write “What To Do About Ocho Cinco” because a lot of people are probably wondering what should be done about Chad right about now.
What To Do About THE 2008 NFL DRAFT
Being the huge NFL fan that I am, one of my favorite events is taking place this weekend in New York, it’s the 2008 NFL Draft. Not that my opinion really matters or anything, but I thought I would give you my own mock draft predictions for the first 10 picks. The Miami Dolphins have the first overall pick in the draft and they have already selected Michigan offensive tackle Jake Long so that is already in the books.
What To Do About JUMPING JACKS
Anyone out there work from home? Anyone sit at there desk all day long? Well if so, then you need to get acquainted with my friend Jumping Jack. Even if you do not sit at a desk all day long you will enjoy my friend Jack.
What To Do About SUPER BOWL XLII
If you are a Patriots fan: DonÔøΩt talk any smack or get cocky (you have Tom Brady and the best offense in NFL history on your side, let them do the talking on the field, plus the last thing you want is to go 18-0 and then lose the biggest game of the year).
What To Do About DING DONG DITCH
There is a game, well known in certain circles, called Ding-Dong-Ditch. It is, perhaps, the most invigorating game one can play at night time. There are some rules and methods to this game that can be learned while playing, or while reading them in this article. Warning: THIS GAME IS VERY ADDICTING!
What To Do About WATER FIGHTS WITH THE NEIGHBORS
Hot weather and sweaty, ahem, make me want to get wet, and wet we shall get. I have been plotting a huge water war with some little jerks for about a month now. So when I got home from work one hot day in July and saw them playing with the water hose I knew it was time.
What To Do About BUILDING A SAND CASTLE
I know what you are thinking, child’s play… right? Wrong! I take it pretty seriously, it’s because I rock at it. And also because some times the water is cold, so when it comes down to it I would much rather get a tan than lose my pecker to shrinkage. So what is better than an ocean view, or than bikini clad women? Building a massive sand castle!
