Hey everyone! Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve! Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.)¬†”To the lovely human who ran into the side of my car and drove off, Merry Christmas.” – (One girl then commented: “May the fleas of…
What To Do About SAYING ‘REALLY’ – I MEAN REALLY?
The word “really” means ‘in reality, the way things actually are’. The word “really” is also used as an intensifier, like ‘it is a really beautiful day’. The word “really” is also used to emphasize an assertion, like ‘you really should read this article’.
What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 12/14/09
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.)¬†”Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10 in the morning?” – (I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.) 2.)¬†“back from the studio and the vets.” – (They allow…
What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 11/30/09
IT’S BAAAAACK! Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “the day is already crap….. i don’t have any motivation to even put pants on at this point.” – (Glad the day is not in your pants or else you would…
What To Do About NOT TURNING ON THE HEAT
Hey there, how are you? Good to know, I hope that rash heals up for you. I once heard that lemon juice was good for that but I could be wrong, still, you should try it.
Aside from rashes, what makes you uncomfortable? Cold makes me uncomfortable, but that doesn’t mean I will turn on the heat… nope, quite the opposite! I will try to keep it off as long as I can, it’s a yearly tradition or should I say a semi-annual tradition.
What To Do About PICKING OUT ICE CREAM IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE
On a recent Friday night I was off for a late night ice cream run with a friend, whom I will refer to as the Grey Albatross… even though I would prefer to refer to her as the Grey Haven… like in Lord of the Rings where the ships left to sail into the sunset. As we talked and wandered towards our ice cream destination we approached the frozen foods aisle with little thought. We soon realized that it was hard to determine which ice cream we wanted. Why, you ask?
What To Do About FORGETTING YOUR LIGHTER
So you’re sitting around the camp fire, you’ve just enjoyed a few flame roasted organic all beef hot dogs and are enjoying quality company and quality conversation. This is the perfect time to bust out your favorite cigar and savor the moment, the only thing standing in your way is that you FORGOT YOUR LIGHTER!…
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