There are certain phrases that sound like you are being very respectful when, in all actuality, they are very rude and meant to be insulting. You know which ones they are because you have used them on a number of occasions. I don’t know who the first person was who coined the phrase “no offense,” but he/she was a jerk. In essence, when you premise a statement by saying “no offense,” you are preparing that person to be insulted right then and there.
What To Do About GOING TO BED EARLY
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and very unpopular with the ladies. You know you work really hard to do the right things in life… a good job, good girl, good friends, and good Lord who has time for sleep.
What To Do About NOT ANSWERING THE CELL PHONE
Do you ever think what it was like way back when no one had cell phones? Yeah, how did people get a hold of you? I don’t like to be tied to my phone. I like to be able to hear it ring and not answer it. I may be eating, working, driving, or whatever. Usually I am at least slightly busy when I don’t answer. I have occasionally not answered when I was not busy with anything but my own thoughts and I didn’t want to interrupt them.
What To Do About READING THE WEATHER
Weather is awesome! I love it and I am intrigued by it and I want to know more about it. One thing that I know about weather is no matter who you talk to about the weather, even if they read the same weather report as you did, they will always interpret it differently than you did. It’s quite funny to some people, but I kind of get edgy about it. Not angry, but just a little bit cranky. I think it is because I consider myself a weather buff and am always checking my forecasting ability.
What To Do About FEELING BETTER: 5 THINGS THAT WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
These things always make me feel better: 1) Realizing how much I am loved by God. 2) An encouraging word from someone I love. 3) A bowl, cup, or container of ice cream or gelato 4) A large plate of food from my grandma (pasta, sauce, salad, the works) 5) A Bengals win. There are…
What To Do About FILLING THE DISHWASHER
There really is an art to filling the dishwasher. A combination of art and economics. Economics is all about the most efficient use of scarce and limited resources in the face of unlimited wants right? Well, the dishwasher has limited space, we have a ton of dishes that need to be washed, and we don’t want to be constantly washing them.
What To Do About SNEEZING
When I sneeze, usually the best way to describe it would be that some sort of explosion just took place near my face. I’ve observed many different kinds of sneezes from people over the years so I thought I would go over a few of them here.
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