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What To Do About LITTERERS

September 14, 2009 By Terry Barga 5 Comments

I have a house that is in a part of town that is rough and tumble. As a matter of fact I would get beat down for just saying that. But I don’t take crap from just anybody, you must be a tough guy or know a tough guy because I know karate! Ok not really, I just don’t take crap from people on my street.W

What To Do About PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN

September 11, 2009 By Terry Barga 3 Comments

I know what you are thinking and it is not a typo… I really mean what to do about putting the toilet seat down. You see, there are many, many women out there that constantly give me crap about putting the toilet seat back down. But I won’t do it! Why? Because if I have to put it up to pee you can put it down to pee. The toilet seat is an equal oppurtuniy employer and I employ you to do your part and put the seat down if you want it down.

What To Do About PICKING THE RIGHT LINE TO WAIT IN

September 1, 2009 By Terry Barga 2 Comments

Who likes waiting? Not this guy! That is for sure… Waiting in line is like being subjected to some type of horrible social experiment. Think about it…

What To Do About JUMPING DOWN AND UP

August 30, 2009 By Tim Mallon 2 Comments

If you think jumping down and up is the same thing as jumping up and down… then you are dead wrong. One minute you are jumping up and down, the next minute you are dead wrong.

What To Do About CUTTING HAIR

August 27, 2009 By Terry Barga 4 Comments

I have been known to trim a hair or two in my day. I started by shaving the heads of all my sisters’ barbies and then I went to cutting my own hair. It wasn’t long before I had cut and dyed my friend’s hair. Soon after came the color of my hair and the color of my wife’s (then girlfriend) hair as well as her brother’s hair.

What To Do About DOING WHAT YOU DO THE WAY YOU HAVE ALWAYS DONE IT

August 23, 2009 By Tim Mallon 4 Comments

So, you are you. There really isn’t anyone like you. The way you do the things you do. You, doing that thing you do. Doing what you do, the way you have always done it… and quite possiblly the way you will always do it.

What To Do About HAVING A TAIL LIGHT OUT

August 13, 2009 By Terry Barga 9 Comments

Well it seems like you never know your tail light is out till someone tells you, like a cop. I think that cops use this as an excuse to frisk me for drugs. I think out of all the times that I had interactions with the police (25) that half of those times were for a tail light being out.