Hot weather and sweaty, ahem, make me want to get wet, and wet we shall get. I have been plotting a huge water war with some little jerks for about a month now. So when I got home from work one hot day in July and saw them playing with the water hose I knew it was time.
What To Do About DUST
I was never a big fan of dust or dusting… but who is? I really don’t like to see the dust accumulating on my desk. I like my desk spic and span. Still I let it go and tell myself I will dust it later. You know how you see areas with dust and you don’t want to disturb it so that it won’t go anywhere? Yeah me too. So don’t touch it… cause then you have to go wash your hands.
What To Do About THANKSGIVING
Happy freaking holidays!!
You could take that a couple ways.
What To Do About ANTS
My roommate Randy and I have ants. No, my roommate Randy and I have Spartan warrior ants. They don’t die. We spray and we spray. They are legion… and I am now convinced that they are of some new government breed… with adamantium exoskeletons.
What To Do About HAVING TWINS
There is one thing you need to be prepared for once you have twins: everybody and their mother will smile at you and say “Boy, you have your hands full.” A nice observation and one that might win in the world’s biggest understatement contest.
What To Do About YOUR WIFE WRECKING YOUR CAR
Well, it finally happened, I let her drive. That’s something I normally do not let her do… along with talking and seeing her friends… not because I am a dictator, but because I love her. Yes, love her.
What To Do About HAVING KIDS
Oh the joy of procreation. A new baby in your house, the pitter patter of little feet eating all of your food, sucking down all your milk and not to mention your money. Actually, kids remind me of a school bully, except with kids you get beat up at night while you are trying to sleep and they take your money the moment they get out of bed.
