Well… Yeah… Um… Uhuh. Awkward. So we all have to deal with awkward pauses. In fact, many times, we are the cause of the awkward pause. I hope that by the end of this piece you will be able to clearly identify the root cause of an awkward pause and the best way to resolve it.
What To Do About WATCHING CHICK FLICKS
What to do about watching chick flicks? You mean besides yelling, screaming, and running for the door? Well, in case you don‚Äôt know. Those are all very rookie mistakes. Noob. First, we are assuming you are watching the flick with a chick‚Ķ because‚Ķ let‚Äôs be serious, why else would you be watching it. You see…
What To Do About SQUIRRELS IN THE TRASH CAN
Have you ever had a problem with squirrels in your trash can? Yeah, neither have I. Let’s suppose we did. I think there are several things that you can do to rid yourself of this imminent danger.
What To Do About MAKING YOUR BED
I am afraid that this message comes too late for many of you. I am afraid you have missed the importance of bed making. Those fluffy pillows and sultry blankets can be very deceiving. Be vigilant or else they will lull you to complacency, not to mention sleep.
What To Do About WORKING FOR “THE MAN”
Maybe you are unsure of what I am talking about. I don’t want to offend any of you into thinking I am sexist and that you cannot just as easily work for a woman. Also, I do not mean that you work for “the man” as in “Yeah, my boss is ‘the man!’, ‘the dude!’, ‘the best!’”. No, I mean, working for “the man” and wanting to stick it to him.
What To Do About USING SOMEONE ELSE’S BAR OF SOAP
Using someone else’s soap can be a scary experience depending on the situation. A freestanding bottle of liquid soap is much less daunting than the bar. Yeah “The Bar”.
What To Do About VOTING FOR ALAN KEYES
Alan Keyes is running for president. President of the United States of America. I believe Alan Keyes is the best candidate running for president in 2008. Hands down. The problem is, he doesn’t stand much of a chance at winning, but regardless, I think you throw away your vote when you vote against your conscience or when you vote for the least of two evils or if you vote uniformed, or even if you vote for “your party’s choice” and not the best choice.
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