Shootin’ and killin’… don’t knock it till you try it! Why can’t we go back to the days of the Wild West? Back then you were known by how fast your hand was and you didn’t have to take any crap from anyone. If you were quick enough you could do anything you wanted… and lets not forget you would always get the girl in the end… and something about the sunset.
What To Do About HIGH GAS PRICES
Some people would like to not have to pay for gas… actually, everyone would like to not have to pay for gas. In a perfect world everything would be free… the beer would flow like wine and women would instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
What To Do About SOY
Hello again, today we will be addressing a common misconception. That’s right, soy the ingredient in a lot of conventional and “healthy” foods. I have been known to be quite opinionated on health related subjects, and of course this will be no exception. I seem to love being healthy and vibrant or something like that.
What To Do About UNDERWEAR STAINS
Honestly! Throw them away!! Are we really even going to talk about this? Is there some problem with your wiping skills? You know what I am?…done… this is gross and I don’t have the patience. Underwear stains? Are you kidding? This must be some kind of a joke.
What To Do About ALCOHOLISM
I don’t know about you but most nights here end in a pile of puke from the night before. If you can’t get with that, what can you get with? I feel pretty good about it. Most people get headaches when they are hung over, but I don’t because I take a shot with my breakfast. Genius, I know. What about that whole drinking and driving thing… hmmm?
What To Do About POISON IVY
Itching sucks! If you have poison ivy then you know this. Poison ivy is like a disease of itching, swelling, and bleeding. Many times you will discover that you have poison ivy in the middle of the night after your skin dries out.
What To Do About YOUR DESIRE TO JOIN ORGANIZED CRIME
In the words of Homer Simpson “aaahhh organized crime’’. I feel a bit bashful in sharing about this subject with you… but I am letting it all out.
