What To Do About BUILDING A SAND CASTLE

I know what you are thinking, child’s play… right? Wrong! I take it pretty seriously, it’s because I rock at it. And also because some times the water is cold, so when it comes down to it I would much rather get a tan than lose my pecker to shrinkage. So what is better than an ocean view, or than bikini clad women? Building a massive sand castle!

What To Do About EATING ICE CREAM WITH A PLASTIC SPOON

Eating ice cream with a plastic spoon is like trying to kill a bear with a fishhook. It can be done, but it can be awfully messy… and you could die doing it. It will take much skill and it is in your best interest to read along so you will not be a victim.

What To Do About HALLOWEEN

BOO!!! Ha… I got you didn’t I? Ok, really, what is Halloween? I mean I really don’t know, I never got out there as a kid and did any “trick or treating”. I am not even sure that Halloween is a real holiday.

What To Do About BUYING AN iPHONE

Surely you don’t want the iphone? Are we really a culture of technology whores that feed on the next big technological advancement? I think there are more of us out there that are content just having some wireless signal to “borrow” from our neighbors.

What To Do About ROAD TRIPS P1

Americans love road trips, at least the good majority do. I only recently started to like these trips; I used to dislike them very much. Usually they were so very long and uncomfortable… not to mention I wasn’t going to places I really wanted to go.