What To Do About BABIES BEING CHICK MAGNETS

Fellas, are you having problems with the ladies? Can’t get a date? Maybe your just not attractive?

Whatever the problem, there is a revolutionary new product out there that will make even the worst looking dudes chick magnets! Babies, yes…Babies!

What To Do About PICKING UP AFTER MY KIDS

Yeah, you guessed it, this article came about after a near death experience with a Little Tykes dump truck left out by my kids. I was up for one of my many late night urination sessions or was it because I needed a midnight cookie? I don’t really remember but this I can say, when your wife makes the most amazing cookies in the world you will want to get up and have one just like me. I am not an addict, I can stop whenever I want.

What To Do About YOUR WIFE TELLING YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

I love my wife and hate taking out the trash! You see, it’s because she fills it to the point that it is overflowing and the bag is pushed down in the can so you can’t get your hands on it. Then she asks me to come and get it during the football game, I swear I never hear her say come get the trash when I am just sitting around doing nothing.

What To Do About HOUSE GUESTS

So the holidays just passed us by like a freight train speeding out of control till it crashes into 2009. I know some of you went home for the holidays or had family at your place. If you managed to do neither, congratulations, nobody likes you and you are a sad lonely person. Anywho, if you were a house guest and you had the privilege of staying with somebody over the holiday season you may have had the following things happen to you like I did:

What To Do About LOSING AT FANTASY FOOTBALL

I know there a lot of you out there that think I am already a loser… but to you I say, you are right, I have no gaming skills. So why did I play fantasy football? Well, at first it was to see what the fuss was all about, then it grew into fun and made me love football even more. I have been playing now for 4 years roughly and I have never won or even placed for that matter. Is it because I haven’t picked the right quarterback? Or maybe not the right defense, because defense wins games. Maybe because I don’t drink enough coffee, coffee is the life blood that fuels champions.

What To Do About REPLACING YOUR TOILET SEAT

So I finally did it, I fixed or re-fixed the old toilet seat that has given me so much “fun” over the last year. I thought it would be best, with the in-laws coming over and all, even though I have gotten quite good at balancing on it. My broken toilet seat was like a skateboard for my butt, sliding and falling off the rim. Unfortunately the only trick was staying on the stupid thing!

What To Do About WOMEN AND A SENSE OF DIRECTION

Ladies, us men love you, everything about you. Your hourglass figure, your fruity smelling hair, your high heels, your knack for back rubs, your small hands, your brown eyes, your hairless backs, but when you can’t point north with a seconds notice it’s a buzz kill.