I have a house that is in a part of town that is rough and tumble. As a matter of fact I would get beat down for just saying that. But I don’t take crap from just anybody, you must be a tough guy or know a tough guy because I know karate! Ok not really, I just don’t take crap from people on my street.W
What To Do About PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN
I know what you are thinking and it is not a typo… I really mean what to do about putting the toilet seat down. You see, there are many, many women out there that constantly give me crap about putting the toilet seat back down. But I won’t do it! Why? Because if I have to put it up to pee you can put it down to pee. The toilet seat is an equal oppurtuniy employer and I employ you to do your part and put the seat down if you want it down.
What To Do About DRIVING A MINI VAN
I want to start by saying that there are few things on this planet that I swear or swore I would never do, this list includes:
-Driving a mini van
-Living with my in-laws
-Living with my parents
-Having more than 2 kids
-Holding my wife’s purse
-Buying femine products for anybody for any reason whatsoever
What To Do About PICKING THE RIGHT LINE TO WAIT IN
Who likes waiting? Not this guy! That is for sure… Waiting in line is like being subjected to some type of horrible social experiment. Think about it…
What To Do About A CROSS DRESSING DOG
Do you have a dog that sneaks away for hours at a time? Does your dog look like he is sporting lip gloss? Have you ever walked in and discovered your dog hopping around with a pair of stilettos on dancing to Cher’s “believe in love”?
What To Do About CUTTING HAIR
I have been known to trim a hair or two in my day. I started by shaving the heads of all my sisters’ barbies and then I went to cutting my own hair. It wasn’t long before I had cut and dyed my friend’s hair. Soon after came the color of my hair and the color of my wife’s (then girlfriend) hair as well as her brother’s hair.
What To Do About AVOIDING THE POLICE
This article was inspired by recent events and sheer demand from the people. Over the years here on wtda I have contributed in the area of autos and police. I feel, as do the co-writers of wtda, that I am somewhat more qualified at avoiding the police or at least pointing out their routines than well, you know… the average guy! Why? How? Who says, you ask?… well, because of my “extensive record” with my thumbs as I type this!
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