So you’re traveling? Sounds like fun… I bet you are getting really tired and I will also guess you are looking for a great deal on a room. Well here is the thing, you will have to be wise about where you are going to stay.
What To Do About HAVING KIDS
Oh the joy of procreation. A new baby in your house, the pitter patter of little feet eating all of your food, sucking down all your milk and not to mention your money. Actually, kids remind me of a school bully, except with kids you get beat up at night while you are trying to sleep and they take your money the moment they get out of bed.
What To Do About GUNS
Shootin’ and killin’… don’t knock it till you try it! Why can’t we go back to the days of the Wild West? Back then you were known by how fast your hand was and you didn’t have to take any crap from anyone. If you were quick enough you could do anything you wanted… and lets not forget you would always get the girl in the end… and something about the sunset.
What To Do About HIGH GAS PRICES
Some people would like to not have to pay for gas… actually, everyone would like to not have to pay for gas. In a perfect world everything would be free… the beer would flow like wine and women would instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
What To Do About SOY
Hello again, today we will be addressing a common misconception. That’s right, soy the ingredient in a lot of conventional and “healthy” foods. I have been known to be quite opinionated on health related subjects, and of course this will be no exception. I seem to love being healthy and vibrant or something like that.
What To Do About UNDERWEAR STAINS
Honestly! Throw them away!! Are we really even going to talk about this? Is there some problem with your wiping skills? You know what I am?…done… this is gross and I don’t have the patience. Underwear stains? Are you kidding? This must be some kind of a joke.
What To Do About ALCOHOLISM
I don’t know about you but most nights here end in a pile of puke from the night before. If you can’t get with that, what can you get with? I feel pretty good about it. Most people get headaches when they are hung over, but I don’t because I take a shot with my breakfast. Genius, I know. What about that whole drinking and driving thing… hmmm?
