There are some things that would definitely be worse than your wife mowing your grass, like her washing your car, but given the conditions, this could be a good thing too. I guess, having her do that, or this, will change a lot of things. I mean, if my wife was to ask to wash my car in a bikini I would probably say yes, but only if I were going to be home. I want to make sure she gets the hard to reach spots. Odd way to start an article about lawn mowing? Of course not! Don’t you even know me? You don’t even know!
It’s not sexist to watch your wife wash your car (or mow your lawn) in a bikini, it’s art! If there ever was a reason to watch a woman do anything, it is a right of passage in a marriage.
The same principle applies for mowing the grass. It seems wrong to let her, but if she wants to help, who am I to say no. I mean she loves to help and I actually needed it. No pride here. I was strictly too busy and I trusted her to keep the lines straight, Lord only knows how many times I made her read WTDA MOWING YOUR LAWN before she did it. She knew what to do and when I got home from work I could sit out side sipping a pina colada and watch her wash my car. Sure she missed a few spots and nearly ran over the cat, but those things are expendable. Her heart was in it and that is all I need, most of the time. Our marriage is good, she will tell you that! Especially when she uses her charm to get me to wash the dishes or clean the toilet. I do it with a smile on my face and spring in my step.
Fellahs! Don’t discriminate, let the wife help cut the grass, it can be a great relationship builder and who knows?… maybe she will let you sleep in the same bed as her when you finish… so long as you wash your hands. Next thing you know, she will be showing you how to fold towels. In a marriage, we call these things (towel folding and grass mowing) foreplay! I know it used to be the stroke of her hand on your face or the soft kiss on the lips that used to do it, but now… Now it’s the way she turns the mower or the way you place the towels on the top shelf… that is what light the fires of passion in the life of a seemingly boring married couple. Just wait till she finds me doing the laundry in a bikini! It will be grand!
