I know everyone thinks these glasses are cool, and that is what makes me the saddest. I know nobody else wants to say it, but this is the goofiest trend that I have seen since coolots… you know the big puffy shorts that made you look like you are trying to sneak a poodle on an airplane.
I don’t understand the trend either, they don’t look comfortable. I know it’s not because they are lightweight and it’s certainly not because you want to be different. So please tell me, why do so many of you wear these ginormous sunglasses? I only need one reason. I will take any one good reason and I will write a new article on it. So please enlighten me, because I don’t get it (nor do I really want to). Until then you might want to get a license to carry those things, or maybe buy some windshield wipers for them. Well, maybe not… because that might actually make them a little bit more useful when riding a motorcycle at 60 MPH.
I wonder what the next trend will be? Full face masks? I think that would make a good article: what to do about not having a fashionable face. I guess there is an upside to those monster glasses… you can’t lose them, they are big enough to use as one of those sun visors that you can put in the windshield. One other way to look at it is you can use less make-up. I mean half your face is covered by your sunglasses. You could also use them for pulling a young child out of a pool or freezing pond.
Talk about reverse progress with the “I am looking hot in these killer sunglasses idea”. Suddenly Miami Vice is cool again, with the hot pink and neon sports coats. I would also like to point out the fact that they are increasing in numbers and even my wife’s grandmother had a pair on at a funeral I was attending, IN OHIO! Now you know that it has to stop… really. Once you take them off you can give me fashion advice such as, but not limited to: put on a shirt, you don’t need socks with your sandals, or my personal favorite, I can see your underwear through your jeans (go read wtda my favorite jeans).