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What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 3/19/09

March 19, 2009 By Nathan Mallon 3 Comments

Today’s best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. March Madness begins today, so there are a lot of angry people out there.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “viva march madness!viva la vida loca.shake your bon bon iver.iver?i barely know her.know your role!roll with the punches.viva march madness!” – (I like March Madness, I like Coldplay, I like Ricky Martin, I like Andy Merricks blog, and I like the “Like” feature on Facebook.)
2.) “I miss Amy Winehouse.. get out of rehab already and write some more tunes!” – (haha, seriously!)
3.) “Cracker Barell” – (typo, it’s Cracker Barrel…I like to say Crack Her Barrel.)
4.) “Seabass said that?” – (I had to post one of my own today.)
5.) “… as you wish.” – (Are you saying you love me? “Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher?” its right above your head!?!?)
6.) “is to do her to do list that it may be to done” – (Did you add do your to-do list to your to-do list? So you can check off doing your to-do list when your to-do list is done.)
7.) “just fell down the stairs and I think I might have broken a rib. I suck!” – (you don’t suck, you just suck at walking down stairs. 🙂 )
8.) “it is not me that is exposed but you. for i have seen the nipple on your soul!” – (Anytime there is a quote from Seinfeld, it will probably make my list.)
9.) “OH! AND my new office is MUCH closer to the bathrooms! My Lord knows provides for my needs! Haha! PTL!” – (I hope your IBS is still under control.)
10.) “not liking the roads in Cleveland.” – (There’s really not much to like in Cleveland, maybe Lebron that’s about it.)

And a bonus this week, I actually saw this one a few days ago:

11.) “A clerk at the post office saw my name on an envelope. He said, “That’s a name you don’t hear everyday.” I replied, “Actually, . . . I do.” – (That was cute.)

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