I am not a huge beer drinker, but I do enjoy it from time to time. But there is one thing I will never do, that is turn down free beer, because everything tastes better when it is free, especially beer.
Quality may have to be ignored when given beer, that’s ok‚ think about the friends you will have over. You can give them the free beer and you can save the good stuff for yourself. Never turn down free beer, there are other dudes going without beer so don’t be wasteful. Besides that, turning down free beer will make other dudes question your manhood. If you are out there and you are contemplating taking some free beer, let me encourage you, do the right thing and be a beer foster parent–take it home.
There are millions of men out there that are counting on you, it’s your duty.
The only time to not take free beer is if it is warm and opened (piss) or cold and opened from a mischievous friend (backwash). Never drink too much bad beer, even if it is free!–overcome the urge to do that as it will make you do and say things that are pretty stupid. Safe, responsible beer consumption‚ it’s what we do.
