I like to get clean from time to time. So every other week or so I take a shower and when I do I like to towel dry. It’s a novel concept and I think before too long everyone will be doing it. Towels are warm and fluffy with just a hint of spring breeze to them. I think I could sleep (and have slept) on some towels, they are that comfy.
Much to my dismay, there are either no towels or stinky, slightly wet towels from the wife or the boys in my house at any given time. And if you know anything about me, you know that I will not use a dirty towel. So what do you do Terry? Well, most of the time I air dry, which is not that bad, especially when the window is open. There is nothing like the warm breeze between the wedding tackle, you know? The rod and the reel, meat and two veg, or the ham and two eggs. It’s like nature gently dabbing you dry with her soft hand. Because if she uses both hands, well, there is more than drying going on.
This has been kind of a problem for about a couple of years now, that is until recently. My mom and dad came down for my half marathon run and for some reason brought towels. Well, they actually brought paper towels, dish clothes, trash bags and a bathroom rug. Why? Who knows? I am ok with it though because now we have more towels than ever before. This is when it hit me, that my wife and I haven’t bought towels the entire time that we have been together. We got some 8.5 years ago for a wedding present and then never again. WOW! What an oversight on our part, I have to admit it wasn’t a big problem till we had kids.
So now I have towels all the time, which is really nice but I still like to open the bathroom window on occasion and air out the corporal and his two privates. If you don’t have any towels, air drying is refreshing and liberating all at once, but use discretion because nobody wants to see that. If you are at someone else’s house then I suggest you either take a towel in with you or use the bathroom rug. Drying is a luxury, some people in other countries have their dogs lick them dry. Yeah, I know… suddenly you don’t have a problem anymore.
