This thing called time is a dangerous thing to track and kill, but if you can do it, you may be able to catch up on some sleep. Killing time is something that you need practice at. Start by reading the back of the toilet cleaner bottle, then move on to reading a magazine, then, before you know it, you will be killing time on the Internet and maybe even on facebook.
You must not submit to boredom, no no! Keep your head on straight and pay attention or you will lose an eye. Take your time when killing time or time will pick you up by your shirt collar, straddle your limp body and then beat you about the head and neck.
Careful, and test your limits. You can be caught off guard if you start killing time by pushing a broom or staring out the window. If you read anything, read this! Never let time get the upper hand, you don’t want time killing you.
Stop being bored and at the very least spend more time reading. Read the Bible. Yes, I am serious. The Bible is never boring. Don’t waste your time on nothing. You know what they say… be killing time or time will be killing you… they do say that, don’t they? Who is they?
Many a good man has fallen trying to kill time, don’t be one of them.
