Fellas, are you having problems with the ladies? Can’t get a date? Maybe your just not attractive?
Whatever the problem, there is a revolutionary new product out there that will make even the worst looking dudes chick magnets! Babies, yes…Babies!
They are cute and cuddly and all you need to do is be seen with one and the ladies will flock to you like moths to a flame. They will say things like “you seem like a good dad” or “this baby is so cute!” You will be amazed at the effect of the baby and its impact on the ladies. You will go from dud to stud in mere minutes with a baby at your side.
Much like puppies, ladies are drawn to things that are small and soft like a baby… they will be a hit anywhere you go. The ladies will be giving you their numbers as if you are taking a survey on phones or something.
In case you are wondering, no you don’t have to be the baby’s father, you can be the babysitter or better yet, the god parent. This will wow and impress the ladies to want to get to know you better, this will lead to conversations about life and love without you wasting money on dinner. If you are out there and need a date don’t hesitate to pick up a baby, you’ll thank me for it!
I hope this works, I told my wife I would find a babysitter for this weekend.
