Hey everyone! It has been brought to my attention that there is a need, yes a need for a solution to a real problem. And here I am to tackle it. Yes, I have been asked repeatedly (mainly from my wife) about this subject. So I would like to address it, because if I don’t fix it my wife will make me sleep on the couch.
I have a loose toilet seat, and that’s not the worst thing about it. I didn’t discover this until I had to take the browns to the super bowl. I had finished up and was proceeding to take the browns to the shower as it where. I leaned to my right and then it happened, I fell!! Go ahead, laugh it out, while I am still nursing the bruises… nothing will take the place of my wife finding me in the tub with toilet paper in one hand and one hand on my head trying to stop the bleeding. She laughed so hard that, well, I think she wet herself. Then she just turned on the shower so as not to help me out of the tub, she said, “it will be better than trying to clean the skeet off of your leg”. To which I replied, “Get out!”
If that wasn’t bad enough, I attempted to try and fix it and thought that I had done a good job when I heard a yelp from the bathroom. This time my wife almost went for a swim, fortunately for me she has better balance than I do. But she still managed to give me an earful, hence the article. Sooo what will we do about this problem? There are some options:
First, raise the seat and sit on the porcelain it’s cold but refreshing.
Second, sky dump. For real, its fun and a bit of a physical challenge as well, but far worth it.
Third, take a dump while you are bathing. Oh come on, you know you’ve done it. Besides, you can clean right up afterword, and your excrement floats to the top so all you need is a fish tank net and you are done.
Fourth, get a big screwdriver and fix it right once and for all.
I opted for number four, but only because I have a wife and she has “pride” or something like that. Anyway, I hope this helps you, and remember, when you don’t want to get wet, tightening the screw is your best bet!
