I love my wife and hate taking out the trash! You see, it’s because she fills it to the point that it is overflowing and the bag is pushed down in the can so you can’t get your hands on it. Then she asks me to come and get it during the football game, I swear I never hear her say come get the trash when I am just sitting around doing nothing.
What To Do About TAKING THE TRASH TO THE CURB
Stupid trash cans! The only day of the week I hate is trash day, why? Because I always forget, and when I forget I end up having too much trash and then dirty racoons in my trash cans stringing my crap all over the neighborhood… leaving me picking up my trash and having to talk…