You learn quick what you can say and not say when you have a 6 and 2 year old running around your house. I learned early on that you can’t call your friend a bastard too many times before the 2 year old picks it up and calls your mother-in-law a bastard. I told my…
What To Do About TEASING YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND TOO MUCH
I will have to admit that I never thought this would be a problem. My wife has been pretty chill ever since I met her, so this new found revenge is a surprise to say the least. She has also been working out a ton so that may have something to do with it also. It’s really exciting being able to be strong enough to fight back and well, frankly, it has gone straight to her head.
What To Do About WAKING YOUR NEIGHBORS
I have some friends that live in a house across the street, but you couldn’t tell that any one even lives there because the grass is so tall. I know, that’s not the reason for this article, but seriously fellahs, mow your grass… you can do it and drink beer at the same time. I won’t judge, well, as long as you bring back my mower I won’t.
What To Do About YOUR BEATER CAR – THE REVENGE
Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. Others say you should be the better man and let it go. I go by the philosophy of “do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. In my case, my car has been smashed into, furniture has been turned upside down… even the water fountain in the front of my house has been urinated in.
What To Do About HALLOWEEN
BOO!!! Ha… I got you didn’t I? Ok, really, what is Halloween? I mean I really don’t know, I never got out there as a kid and did any “trick or treating”. I am not even sure that Halloween is a real holiday.
What To Do About POISON IVY
Itching sucks! If you have poison ivy then you know this. Poison ivy is like a disease of itching, swelling, and bleeding. Many times you will discover that you have poison ivy in the middle of the night after your skin dries out.
What To Do About PLAYING PRANKS ON YOUR FRIENDS
Oh the joy and pleasure that comes at the expense of others. I do believe that is why God gave us friends, to humiliate them at opportune times… ok maybe not. I must say however that it brings much joy to me.
