Not a damn thing. That’s the problem with writing an essay like this when you’re like me and don’t have a funny bone in your body. The rest of the writers know they’ve got some wit about them and wanted to stick it to me knowing that I’ve got no game, so I was assigned this essay. And the truth is, if you aren’t funny, there isn’t much you can do about it.
We like to laugh, smile, and write--so this is a mix of our loves, but in a family friendly non-pornographic way.
