Sure, I know you love her, but there are some articles that just write themselves, and this being a hot button issue will do just that as well as cause more drama. I think it’s good though… crying for women is like pissing for men, if you don’t do it every hour you may kill a guy for stealing your lip gloss.

I think, like a lot of other things, that when you are picking a mate there are some things that can tell you a lot about them. For instance: do they take cream in their coffee? Do they like sports? (if male) Do they pee standing up? (if female) Does she know which way is north?