Now I know I have touched on kid topics before, especially kids and their condiments. Well now-a-days my kids have done just fine coming away from the ketchup. They had the occasional flashback, then there was the cold sweats after that, but now we are good. Other kids though, they are quite different. As a…
What To Do About CONSIDERING THE AMPLIFICATION OF YOUR GENES IN YOUR KIDS
Do you have kids? No? Well let me tell you, they are great, and by great I mean it’s pretty cool when they sleep in past 8 am on a Saturday. An interesting thing about kids is that they amplify certain things about your personality that you may not like. For instance, my wife has…
What To Do About THE DIAPER OF DOOM
One day, there were two little boys, one was 5 and the other 1.5 years old. They were having breakfast in the living room mainly because sponge bob was on and mom thought it would keep them quiet and she could do some kitchen work. While dad was busy from the moment he got up,…
What To Do About TAKING PIANO LESSONS
It’s never too late to do some learning. That’s what I always say, that is why I went back to school and became a certified personal trainer and nutrition specialist. There is always more learning to be done. When I told my son that he would have to learn how to play football he cried….
What To Do About GIVING YOUR KIDS SPICY FOOD
There is something about slipping hot sauce under my son’s ketchup that makes me laugh till milk comes out my nose. It reminds me of the pranking that I have done to my old buddy Steve. I have pranked old Steve so much that all I have to do is call him and say “dude,…
What To Do About HAVING TWINS
There is one thing you need to be prepared for once you have twins: everybody and their mother will smile at you and say “Boy, you have your hands full.” A nice observation and one that might win in the world’s biggest understatement contest.
What To Do About HAVING KIDS
Oh the joy of procreation. A new baby in your house, the pitter patter of little feet eating all of your food, sucking down all your milk and not to mention your money. Actually, kids remind me of a school bully, except with kids you get beat up at night while you are trying to sleep and they take your money the moment they get out of bed.
