I like to blend.

Yes, this is a review of the magic bullet. I have to take out my frustrations somehow.

About a month or so ago my roommate decided to stick a spoon in our beloved blender. It broke our blender. It was such a lovely blender and all three of us in the household used it quite frequently. It had a glass jar container thingamajig. It had 24 speeds. It carried mucho cups of goodness. It was a faithful blender.
I like to blend.