So you have a free night and you need to know what to do about it. Well… let’s start by defining what a ‘free night’ is. For the purpose of this article a free night is a night when you have no other plans, obligations, or engagements with anyone or anything. Sure you may have some things on the to-do list (or you should), but they are not pressing things and essentially you are king of the county… or queen of the castle for the night.
What To Do About YOUR ATM CARD BEING EATEN
I like to eat. I will eat a lot of things but never a credit card. Who does that? A stupid machine that’s who, a dirty bastard of a machine. If someone has actually decided to eat your ATM (or credit or debit) card for lunch then this article may not be much help to you. BUT if they decided to eat your credit card for dinner on the other hand, then you’re in luck! Seriously though, if a machine has eaten your credit or debit card (for any meal) then you should listen up.
What To Do About SERIOUS ACTORS
So the other day I was sitting outside on my lounge chair thinking about food, it was then I remembered that I was doing a new diet and could not have cookies. This realization made me sad but my thoughts carried me to wondering if I could have a cigar and then to a cigar and coffee. I also remembered that I cannot have coffee after a certain time of the day or I would not sleep and this was the certain ti
What To Do About GETTING SOME ACTION IN THE BREAD AISLE AT WHOLE FOODS
No, no, this didn’t happen to me and if it did I am not the type of fellah that would kiss and tell… ok yeah I would! Here is how it went down, we were enjoying ourselves as we prepared for a very intense wtda meeting at one of our favorite places, Whole Foods. I was wandering through the store heading to the kombucha, and that is when I saw a couple literally attached at the hip.
What To Do About NOT HAVING ANY BATH TOWELS
I like to get clean from time to time. So every other week or so I take a shower and when I do I like to towel dry. It’s a novel concept and I think before too long everyone will be doing it. Towels are warm and fluffy with just a hint of spring breeze to them. I think I could sleep (and have slept) on some towels, they are that comfy.
What To Do About GIVING GIFTS EARLY
I am a giver, I like to give gifts! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, that and I have no patience. My wife’s birthday was this week and of course I showered her with gifts. But I did it a whole week early. I like to give gifts. So after I spent…
What To Do About THE RACKET ABOUT BRACKETS
So March is definitely the month where people seem to talk about brackets the most. Some of you may be wondering what all the racket about brackets is about. Well most of the racket about brackets comes from the madness of March’s NCAA Tournament. You may not give a care about college basketball, but maybe you really like to hang shelves? If that’s the case, do you prefer steel, cast iron, or aluminum brackets? You may not give a care about hanging shelves, but maybe you are a fan of orthodontistry? If so, maybe you prefer clear or ceramic brackets on teeth instead of metal braces. I think they greatly improve one’s appearance while wearing braces.
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