What To Do About HALLOWEEN

BOO!!! Ha… I got you didn’t I? Ok, really, what is Halloween? I mean I really don’t know, I never got out there as a kid and did any “trick or treating”. I am not even sure that Halloween is a real holiday.

What To Do About ANTS

My roommate Randy and I have ants. No, my roommate Randy and I have Spartan warrior ants. They don’t die. We spray and we spray. They are legion… and I am now convinced that they are of some new government breed… with adamantium exoskeletons.

What To Do About DAYTON, OH

It had to be done. I hope others have their “what to do about Dayton, OH” as well. So, here is mine. If you are from the Gem City or not, this is a universal concept that you can utilize.

What To Do About SLEEPING IN

The first question is, did you set the alarm? To which you might reply, “No. No, I have no problems with sleeping all day.” Or “Yes, what happened! It’s after lunch! Now, I have to think faster and run faster and prioritize the to-do list, which will be woefully incomplete.”

What To Do About THE FRONT PORCH

I really like front porches. We just moved into a really old house that has a big front porch. I have never had one before… I almost don’t know what to do about it. I want to get a porch swing and sit out there and make fun of the cars and people passing by.