As I sit and type this, I repeatedly tap myself in the nuts. Sure it hurts. If you’re a dude you know what it feels like to so much as graze your guys with even a finger tip. Imagine hitting one or BOTH (that’s the money shot) of them over and over and over and over.
What To Do About YOUR BEATER CAR – THE REVENGE
Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. Others say you should be the better man and let it go. I go by the philosophy of “do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. In my case, my car has been smashed into, furniture has been turned upside down… even the water fountain in the front of my house has been urinated in.
What To Do About SKATEBOARDING OFF YOUR ROOF
So, you have been thinking about skateboarding off you roof, huh? First of all you probably are not good enough anyway, I hope you get hurt. But if you are good enough let me give you a few pointers. First of all, don’t ride on the shingles.
What To Do About VOTING INTELLIGENTLY
Looking at the calendar, you’d think it was still the autumn of 2007. Unfortunately, Washington D. C. thinks it is autumn of 2008. They’ve never quite been in touch with the rest of America, have they? We face a historic vote next year for the direction of the United States.
What To Do About ANTS
My roommate Randy and I have ants. No, my roommate Randy and I have Spartan warrior ants. They don’t die. We spray and we spray. They are legion… and I am now convinced that they are of some new government breed… with adamantium exoskeletons.
What To Do About DAYTON, OH
It had to be done. I hope others have their “what to do about Dayton, OH” as well. So, here is mine. If you are from the Gem City or not, this is a universal concept that you can utilize.
What To Do About SLEEPING IN
The first question is, did you set the alarm? To which you might reply, “No. No, I have no problems with sleeping all day.” Or “Yes, what happened! It’s after lunch! Now, I have to think faster and run faster and prioritize the to-do list, which will be woefully incomplete.”
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