Well, if you can find one, keep them locked up under the house somewhere. If we were paid a dollar for everytime we were told that “we would love to watch your kids!” and then “oh I can’t, I have something up that night”. I would be a millionaire. I have 7 people on speed…
What To Do About CHRONIC EARLINESS
C.E. (chronic earliness) can effect anyone, but most people who deal with it have been dealing with it for years. I used to be one of “those people”, arriving too early and sitting around for 20 or 30 minutes. I sat around because I am not an over-achiever. The mix of over-achieving and chronic earliness…
What To Do About GIVING YOUR KIDS SPICY FOOD
There is something about slipping hot sauce under my son’s ketchup that makes me laugh till milk comes out my nose. It reminds me of the pranking that I have done to my old buddy Steve. I have pranked old Steve so much that all I have to do is call him and say “dude,…
What To Do About DOING DONUTS WITH YOUR DAD
I recently purchased a car and this car has balls! It has enough horsepower to do burnouts, donuts and 0-60 in under 9 seconds! So you can imagine my enthusiasm when I took it out for the first time to test its limits. I was swerving and drifting and spinning and skidding and having a…
What To Do About SPONTANEOUS DANCING
Have you ever had the need? The need to shake it, you know? Shake it like a polaroid picture…? How about the need? The need to drop it like it’s hot? Or maybe you have had the urge to split the banana or slide on the electric slide? Anyone? Well, I have, and let me…
What To Do About RIDING WITH ANGRY DRIVERS
Have you ever had that friend or family member who just gets all upset about other drivers? Well, I have both a friend and family member that are both very angry drivers. Both will remain nameless as to avoid outright akwardness in my future rides with them. Although we are keeping this anonymous, I am afraid that I will describe them in such a way that they will know who they are…
The friend – drives like someone punched him in the balls for no reason whatsoever. He is always flailing his arms and screaming profanities that are often uncalled for. Not to mention they are down right embarrassing! I am not one that cares too much for what other people think of me, that is of course so long as I am being myself. Yelling at other drivers that are abiding by the laws, but are maybe a little too cautious, is a little bit too much. Which I believe it to be more effort to curse and carry on than to just go around. This effort is something that is practiced so it would not be what comes naturally. It’s a bad habit.
What To Do About HAVING YOUR PARENTS PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT
You know how we here at WTDA sometimes use this blog for mindless venting? No?… Well we do! It’s time you know. I recently purchased a car and I did this on blind faith and a plan. My plan was to call about a car that I was interested in, back in my home state of Ohio, and then see if my father-in-law could go look at it. If he could look at it, then maybe he could negotiate the deal for me, or at the very least tell me straight up what he thought about the car. The good news is, he did, and then said it was a great car. I soon called the owner and made him an offer he could not refuse… He refused it. So I counter offered, accepted!
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